By removed - on Feb 28, 2011... modified on Feb 28, 2011
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Jesus and Satan were having an ongoing argument about who was better on his computer. They had been going at it for days, and God was tired of hearing all of the bickering.
Finally God said, "Cool it. I am going to set up a test that will run two hours and I will judge who does the better job."
So down Satan and Jesus sat at the keyboards and typed away. They moused. They did spreadsheets. They wrote reports. They sent faxes. They sent e-mail. They sent out e-mail with attachments. They downloaded. They did some genealogy reports. They made cards. They did every known job.
About ten minutes before their time was up, lightning flashed across the sky, thunder rolled, the rain poured, and, of course, the electricity went off. Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every curse word known in the underworld. Jesus just sighed. The electricity finally flickered back on, and each of them rebooted their computers.
Satan started searching frantically, screaming "It's gone! It's all gone! I lost everything when the power went out!" Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all of his files from the past two hours. Satan observed this and became very irate: "Wait! He must have cheated. How did he do that?" God shrugged and said,"Jesus saves."
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You have been through a lot like many here. And many of us are in the same boat wanting and needing the same things. I just talked to three people needing a new pc and I would love a home but can't afford it. We all try hard to get by each day.
By the way what city and state do you live in? It is easy to find resources if we know
christmas is coming i have three children 12 16 17 so deserving of some good thing for christmas, if you can will you help and trust I am not asking for help to scam anyone this is real and deserving & would not ever be able to live with myself if i were like that, im not im a real single mother survivor of being a victim of acute and chronic domestic violence survivor of many tragic things and not a quiter, my circumstance and heart helath have kept me form acheiving what i just graduated from college to do but Im still a honor grad and good person and I love my children very much even if i can bearly do anything else but keep a very small roof over our head and food and clothes for school and shoes, all else is hard my computer lap top broke and will cost too much to get fixed and this computer is 9 years old and no space to put the new programs the kids need for school on here, we need a car and a home with bedrooms we live in an inn right now with two beds a bathroom and a sink and tv, its not easy but we arent out living under a tree or standing on the corner, so i ask you for help here i hope you will consider this, i can give you our mailing address or i can give you my paypal account, thank you very much
